The Penis Dog & The Shaved Cat
The penis dog:
a picture that has to be shared.
The shaved cat:
A friend came round with her young daughter. The daughter needed the bathroom so I sent her upstairs as I didn't want her trapped by the dodgy lock on on the cloakroom door. When she reappeared, she gave me a very strange look and then asked her mother: 'Why did she shave the cat?'
I had cut my hair in the bathroom and not yet cleared up the cuttings which were indeed about the length of average cat fur.