An admirable way to get fired

April 28, 2012

At last! Glorious News about K’s wicked employers at the deli. They have gotten a small portion of their just desserts. They arrived at the deli one morning last week to find their dessert counter a desert. B had eaten the lot. B had worked at the deli for 18 months. He had worked his socks off alongside K and received the same terrible treatment. B finally flipped. He went out and got extremely drunk, then he went into the deli in the middle of the night (with keys) and ate everything. What he could not eat, he threw in the bin. Much missed the bin so there was an impressive mess. And then he passed out on the floor. An admirable way to get fired. Well done B! 

Other news from the week can be found HERE.

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